Nightmare

'Nightmare, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!' ''(Eggman makes explosion sounds with his mouth) That's right, baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher! '''I'm pissing on the MOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DRRROPLLLETS''' hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!''